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Sex Tape AU

Don't you understand, it's out of your hands [xprinceprickx ] a sex tape leak outs Jamie against his will; Roy, to his dismay, is the one to deal with the immediate aftermath.
When you're with me, baby, the skies'll be blue [xprinceprickx ] As a tumultous season wraps up, Roy and Jamie take some space to breathe, and make some Choices.

Starlet!Jamie AU

Listen as your day unfolds, challenge what the future holds [keeleyfuckingjones ] Roy gets an unexpected new perspective on the end of his career from a model friend of Keeley's

bakerstreet

Picture Prompt Meme [strikeking ] After the Arsenal game, Roy and Jamie discuss Total Football
Midnight Texts [strikeking ] Training gets rescheduled

he's here, he's there, he's every-fucking-where
ROY KENT

don't you dare settle for "fine"

BASIC INFO

NAME: Roy Kent
ROLE: Coach
CANON: Ted Lasso

AGE: 38
GENDER: Male
NATIONALITY: English

FIRST GLANCE

HEIGHT: 5'11"
BUILD: Compact and extremely fit
HAIR: Short, dark
DRESS: Black
VOICE: Strong London accent

CROSSCANON INFO: For those unfamiliar with Ted Lasso, Roy is an internationally famous ex-footballer turned coach known for playing for Chelsea and for England. Any character who is either British or interested in association football/"soccer" is likely to know who he is, and even those slightly further removed might well recognise his name/face

QUICK PERMISSIONS

BACKTAGGING: ✔
4TH-WALLING: ✘
THREADHOPPING: ✔
MIND-READING: ✔
ROMANCE: ✔

ASSUMED CR: ✔
FIGHTING: ✔
VIOLENCE: ✔
INJURY: ✔
KILLING: ✘

THESUMMONINGDARK

GENERAL PERMISSIONS

PHYSICAL AFFECTION: Your muse had better have applicable CR if they value their life
X-RATED AFFECTION: ✔
ILLNESS/DEATH: Let's talk first
OFFENSIVE SUBJECTS & TRIGGERS: Please be aware that Roy is extremely blunt and has a mouth like a sailor. Canon features themes of sports culture and all the associated toxic masculinity. M/M shipping will have heavy themes of internalised homophobia
AUs: Canon divergence is my favourite for AUs, but I'm open to AUing into other settings
CROSSOVERS: Crosscanon welcome!
CANONPOINT: Flexible; post-S3 by default

SHIPPING

SEXUALITY: Ostensibly straight
PAIRINGS: Jamie, Keeley, and Trent are particular favourites. Open to most canonmates with some discussion. Crosscanon would most likely be M/F, but very open to M/M with some slow-burn groundwork
ASSUMED ROMANTIC CR: Open to mild assumed CR up to the point of "have been on a few dates", but would prefer to talk about anything more involved
HOOKUPS/ONE NIGHT STANDS: ✔
ROMANCE/FLUFF: ✔

SMUT

HARD NOs: Scat, watersports, vore, ageplay, petplay, humiliation, spanking
DISCUSSION NEEDED: Explicit noncon, blood/knifeplay, anything non-vanilla not specifically mentioned elsewhere
OPEN TO: Rough sex, biting, bondage, exhibitionism, pegging, offscreen noncon, dubcon (i.e. sex pollen, fuck-or-die, etc), general vanilla fucking in all configurations.

OOC PERMISSIONS

BACKTAGGING: Listen, time isn't real. I recently tagged a thread that'd been hanging since 2015.
THREADHOPPING: Depends on the circumstances — maybe let's chat

PLAYER INFO

NAME: Claire (she/they)
CONTACT:

thesummoningdark on plurk, feel free to add me if we've threaded some!
TIMEZONE: GMT
AVAILABILITY: Night owl with a 9-5
TAG FORMAT: Present tense prose preferred; will match brackets

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